Posts Tagged ‘Alcohol Infused Musings’

A Little light Humour…!

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

ok this is quite simple….for most of you anyways, remember “He-Man” the cult cartoon of many a thirtysomething’s childhood?? Good! Well….hum the theme tune in your head and read the following as if it’s the voice-over!

“Pub-Man and the Masters Of The Local!”

“I am Mark, Prince of Armitage-Shanks and defender of the secrets of the Whitbread Brewery… This is Agnes, an ugly hag! Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic PINT and said ‘By the power of acolohol… I am inebriated!!’ Agnes became mighty beautiful, and I became PISSED, the most Drunken Man in the Universe!!

Only three others share this secret. Our friends The Barman, Bloke-at-the-end-of-the-bar, and Taxi Driver. Together we defend Castle Lets-Not-Wake-Up-In-A-Police-Cell from the evil forces of that Copper-That’s-Giving-Me-A-Strange-Look….”

….ah the memories!

…If was sobor…

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

This might be a longer post…..but to be frank….I’m currnelty steaming!!  Met a friend of Dave’s, father of my goddaughter….and I think, I have truly met someone who can open my eyes to the “real” world! 

I feel like..well, I’ll have to run I think I’m gonna hurl…

I’m losing the plot….

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Ok, first of all, yesterday evening, I was tired and worn out after spending two days in Basingstoke on “Company business”, so I return home thinking, I’ll have an early night and chill out to recover…I rent Clerks II (Anything with J and Silent Bob in is a must in my book – silly boyish humour ensues!)

Then I get a txt off my mate, and so I reply and phone him up, basically I am being asked to go out and “socialise” on a Friday of all days, well…I’m in need of a little persuasion as I have a migraine etc…so, “K” (look back in the blog if you don’t know who this is) comes onto the phone since she is already out, and pleads with me to join her, for fear she will be like some sorta lemon etc…

…Being a typical pushover; I crumble and agree….we head to Nantwich, and straight away, I realise I may as well have stayed at home.  Don’t get me wrong, I made sure I had a good night ;P but as far as “K” was concerned I may as well have been on a different planet, I keep forgetting all I am is a meal and drink ticket whilst said “friend” spends the entire evening off flirting with some other “bald” guy, all of this barely 5 minutes after she announced to me she was single again!  I swear I will never understand women….

…I’ll think twice before going out again next time, because I was in all fairness taken advantage of yet again.  Cheers “K”…

In other news, my new washing machine STILL hasn’t arrived…

How many “early” morning posts have I made?

Saturday, February 3rd, 2007

ok….not been in long.  It’s 3.37am – I am trying to feel tired but it ain’t working.  Had a real fun night tonight with “friends” <<– ‘you know who you are’ — ok think I covered myself there?  Ya know I even managed to get a little dancing in too; so all in all I’ve had great start to the weekend thanks!  Just have to go and pick up my car first thing in the morning cos I left it in town.

Sheesh!!  Why can’t I feel tired already?!  Stuff it…I’m off to do the washing up.

Slightly Mashed, and searching eBay for a new liver…

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Out on the town for two nights on the run, drinking more than I ought to.  Firstly last thursday night was the leaving do for a couple of colleagues from work, Steve Walsh and John Conolly; Steve retiring and John escaping to a new job (the lucky £”$%$£%) – Anyways.  It’s been an absolute privilidge to know and to work with these chaps, I am sure the place simply won’t be the same, especially some the of banter we used to have…

Yesterday night I went out with some of the CCC lot and we hit Nantwich with a vengeance, I’m sure they must fear us coming by now; as this isn’t the first time.  Anyways – to cut a long story short Dave and I ended up going to Gregs nightclub or as I like to call it now, the eye candy store…anyways, being the cheeky devil that I am these days, I (well Dave and I that is) cadged a lift back to Crewe with a couple of young Crewe’ites called Katie and Kimberly.  Unfortnatley since I was slightly less than sobor (understatement of the year) I got out somewhere near Morrisons which is like a gazillion miles from my house (after securing Kimberly’s email address of course!)….I got home about 3.30am, and crashed…and I think that catches us all up to the present.

…In other news…I have run out of Resolve :(