ok this is quite simple….for most of you anyways, remember “He-Man” the cult cartoon of many a thirtysomething’s childhood?? Good! Well….hum the theme tune in your head and read the following as if it’s the voice-over!
“Pub-Man and the Masters Of The Local!”
“I am Mark, Prince of Armitage-Shanks and defender of the secrets of the Whitbread Brewery… This is Agnes, an ugly hag! Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic PINT and said ‘By the power of acolohol… I am inebriated!!’ Agnes became mighty beautiful, and I became PISSED, the most Drunken Man in the Universe!!
Only three others share this secret. Our friends The Barman, Bloke-at-the-end-of-the-bar, and Taxi Driver. Together we defend Castle Lets-Not-Wake-Up-In-A-Police-Cell from the evil forces of that Copper-That’s-Giving-Me-A-Strange-Look….”
….ah the memories!
