Posts Tagged ‘Jokes’

A bit of Dilbert for 2011…

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

Saw this and simply had to share!! Scares me though, what if this sort of thing catches on!!?

Dilbert.com

A rare thing

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

It’s been “ages” since I last blogged in detail, I guess this form of blogging has largely become surrogated by my Facebook addiction of late, and in fact that is essentially my blog for the moment. I am not giving up on this blog however; as this holds a lot of memories and sentiment and cannot totally be brushed under the virtual carpet.

In an effort to keep things ticking over here I wanted to share a link, which explains why Mr Thorne is my new hero for 2009, Mr Thorne? I salute you!!

Mars fact!!

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

It would appear that this is a favourite every year now, and after a little bit of digging I have confirmed that the fact is Mars will NOT appear as big as the moon this August, and also that it only ever has under the aid of a telescopic view.

Mars

KINGSIZE MARS

Fills in all the gaps for you, just remember if you receive an email in the next few days from a friend about the magnificent views of Mars this August, you can set the record straight; and educate them as to just how guillible they are! (myself included…meh!)

It was indeed a spectacularly close pass for Mars back in 2003; though this was still not close enough to rival our own moon. This year 2009, it is likley to reach 1/60th of the size of the moon – and will be best observed from the Southern Hemisphere (yay for me!!) as the brightest thing in the night skies over the next couple of months :)

In other news….I am still fighting off the black plague (fanks Rachael) though it’s my own fault so not after any sympathy…really!! Also Since this is a technical post how about a Geeky joke for you all??

“This SQL Query walks into the bar, approaches two tables and says… ‘may I join you?’….”

….sorry….

You have to laugh…..

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

So….(and I don’t claim this as my own but I thought it was funny as!)…therefore I am going to repeat it here for all of you…..

This ‘SQL Query’ wanders into a bar and approaches two tables…then says “May I join you?”

….It’s the little things… ;p

The truth about Beer!!!

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Since I am playing in a ‘Beer Band’ tomorrow night to help raise funds for the band, yes!! I’ll be wearing shorts and braces and a funny Bavarian style hat….score!@! I thought it would be rather topical to share this link with you!

Got sent to me in the mail today, and is probably quite accurate! >>

Beer Goggles